The Nation of
Capitalist Paradise
Remembering the past by living the future
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Nation of 95X is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.782 billion 95Xers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacific City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient 95X economy, worth a remarkable 3,675 trillion Transfers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 161,315 Transfers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 513,903 per year while the poor average 38,523, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.

Nudity is frowned upon, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. 95X's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

95X is ranked 41st in Atlantian Oceania and 52,921st in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 6 minutes ago: 95X fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: 95X was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in 95X, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: 95X published "Soccer League X Starting Rosters in Current UICA Tournaments" (Bulletin: News).
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in 95X, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: 95X lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: 95X fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 4 days ago: 95X lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: 95X lodged a message on the Atlantian Oceania Regional Message Board.
  • 5 days ago: 95X was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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