Population | 24.882 billion |
Capital | Angband |
Leader | ⬞⬞⬞ |
Faith | 9002ism |
Currency | 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏 |
Animal | human |
The ⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜⚜ of 9003 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by ⬞⬞⬞ with an iron fist, and renowned for its lack of airports, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 24.882 billion public filth are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Angband. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Slave to the man economy, worth a remarkable 8,485 trillion 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 341,012 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏 𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏𓆏s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,172,166 per year while the poor average 3,347, a ratio of 947 to 1.
The human stadiums are open 24/7, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, Human is one of the most popular forenames in 9003, and postcards from Slave to the man driving test centres are popular souvenirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 9003's national animal is the human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 9002ism.
9003 is ranked 306,676th in the world and 7,084th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring -72 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 9003, postcards from Slave to the man driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, Human is one of the most popular forenames in 9003.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, the human stadiums are open 24/7.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, human populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, the face of ⬞⬞⬞ is a permanent feature of the Angband skyline.
- : Following new legislation in 9003, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.