Population | 21.908 billion |
Leader | OG Kingpin |
Currency | Hollowpoint |
Animal | Gat |
The GangLand of 7-5 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by OG Kingpin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, feral children, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.908 billion Thugs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Thuggin' economy, worth a remarkable 6,287 trillion Hollowpoints a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 287,003 Hollowpoints, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 7-5's national animal is the Gat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
7-5 is ranked 2,536th in the world and 49th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 235 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in 7-5, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
- : Following new legislation in 7-5, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets.
- : Following new legislation in 7-5, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
- : Following new legislation in 7-5, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
- : Following new legislation in 7-5, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
- : Following new legislation in 7-5, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
- : Following new legislation in 7-5, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in 7-5, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
- : Following new legislation in 7-5, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with OG Kingpin.
- : Following new legislation in 7-5, you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally.