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Rudest Citizens: 79thHighest Crime Rates: 86thMost Armed: 94th
The GangLand of
Anarchy
This is business. And I want all of yours!
OG Kingpin
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

7-5

Population21.908 billion

LeaderOG Kingpin

CurrencyHollowpoint
AnimalGat

The GangLand of 7-5 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by OG Kingpin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, feral children, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.908 billion Thugs live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thuggin' economy, worth a remarkable 6,287 trillion Hollowpoints a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 287,003 Hollowpoints, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. 7-5's national animal is the Gat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

7-5 is ranked 2,536th in the world and 49th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 235 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Rudest Citizens: 79thHighest Crime Rates: 86thMost Armed: 94thHighest Drug Use: 155thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 161stLargest Gambling Industry: 227thFattest Citizens: 241stMost Avoided: 248thMost Rebellious Youth: 251stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 343rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 383rdLargest Retail Industry: 513thHighest Disposable Incomes: 739thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,169thHighest Economic Output: 2,187thMost Cultured: 2,536thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,329thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,596thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,828thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,012thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,203rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,311thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,573rdMost Inclusive: 4,740thMost Efficient Economies: 4,868thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,973rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,859thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,827thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,123rdSmartest Citizens: 11,861stMost Influential: 12,918thLargest Populations: 13,250thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,931stLargest Mining Sector: 16,398thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,772ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,030thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,457thMost Stationary: 22,222ndMost Politically Free: 24,663rdLargest Black Market: 27,464thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,834thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,087thMost Extreme: 29,031stMost Pro-Market: 29,295th
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 80th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 93rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionLargest Populations: 106th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 130th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 137th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 140th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 180th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 188th in the regionMost Extreme: 188th in the regionLargest Black Market: 270th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 276th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 306th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 343rd in the regionMost Stationary: 366th in the regionNudest: 385th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 426th in the regionMost Influential: 471st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 495th in the regionMost Patriotic: 497th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 561st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in 7-5, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • : Following new legislation in 7-5, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets.
  • : Following new legislation in 7-5, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in 7-5, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
  • : Following new legislation in 7-5, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Following new legislation in 7-5, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in 7-5, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
  • : Following new legislation in 7-5, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network.
  • : Following new legislation in 7-5, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with OG Kingpin.
  • : Following new legislation in 7-5, you can get married in sickness and in health but not internationally.

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