The Armed monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
May I have a cup of kool-aid?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Armed monarchy of 5-star Generals is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Killiam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.421 billion 5-star Generalsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allentown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient 5-star Generalsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion Dollors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,166 Dollors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, zombie-like crowds of hard drug users stumble through the streets, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5-star Generals's national animal is the liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heew.

5-star Generals is ranked 2,821st in the Rejected Realms and 112,349th in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -1 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 3 days 22 hours ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 6 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 6 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 8 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 11 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 12 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 13 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 15 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 17 days ago: 5-star Generals fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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