The Armed monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
May I have a cup of kool-aid?
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Armed monarchy of 5-star Generals is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Killiam with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.578 billion 5-star Generalsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allentown. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient 5-star Generalsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion Dollors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 199,512 Dollors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, guns are banned, and protests are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5-star Generals's national animal is the liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heew.

5-star Generals is ranked 3,689th in Lazarus and 135,624th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -3 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 2 days 18 hours ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 6 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 12 days ago: 5-star Generals fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 13 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 14 days ago: 5-star Generals was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in 5-star Generals, protests are illegal.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in 5-star Generals, guns are banned.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in 5-star Generals, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in 5-star Generals, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.

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