The Armed monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
This is Kill
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Armed monarchy of 5-star Generals is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Killiam with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.97 billion 5-star Generalsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allentown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient 5-star Generalsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,819 trillion Dollors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 202,800 Dollors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 5-star Generals's national animal is the liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heew.

5-star Generals is ranked 101st in Military Intelligence Section Six and 118,150th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -2,599 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

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