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“We don't need no water let the m*f* burn”

The Free Markets of 3y3r001yu is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.718 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmanland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Retail.

Meat is a luxury afforded only to the wealthy, 3y3r001yu's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. 3y3r001yu's national animal is the rule you, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the 3y3 pound.

3y3r001yu is ranked 720th in the region and 54,019th in the world for Best Weather.