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The Huge Ego of 3LiT3 2

“I don't like this game”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Still Bored

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The Huge Ego of 3LiT3 2 is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by an arm connected with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.848 billion 3LiT3 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of state in the capital city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Information Technology.

The public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, the National Archive now covers square miles of warehouses in order to accommodate its new stone tablets system, the religious lobby has the power of veto over health initiatives, and people caught mistreating 3LiT3 2's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. 3LiT3 2's national animal is the Moth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is NEVER DOUBT THE WORM, and its currency is the mathematical textbooks.

3LiT3 2 is ranked 1st in Still Bored and 4,401st in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 22 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 days ago

  • 12 days ago: 3LiT3 2's influence in Still Bored rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • 51 days ago: 3LiT3 2's influence in Still Bored fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 64 days ago: 3LiT3 2's influence in Still Bored rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • 75 days ago: 3LiT3 2's influence in Still Bored rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • 85 days ago: 3LiT3 2 fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 90 days ago: 3LiT3 2 fell out of the world Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 93 days ago: 3LiT3 2's influence in Still Bored rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • 106 days ago: 3LiT3 2 fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 116 days ago: 3LiT3 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative (last census: Top 10%).
  • 128 days ago: 3LiT3 2's influence in Still Bored rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".

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