1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,125th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,945th Most Influential: 2,099th
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
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Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.671 billion 1 Infinite Loopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth 881 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,327 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 140,034th in the world and 6,864th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 608.05 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Populations: 1,125thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,945thMost Influential: 2,099thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,188thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,652ndBest Weather: 4,045thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,872ndSmartest Citizens: 7,552ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,973rdSafest: 8,622ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,444thLowest Crime Rates: 12,069thMost Stationary: 12,454thHealthiest Citizens: 13,402ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,507thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,584thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,939thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,288th
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 99th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 153rd in the regionSafest: 169th in the regionMost Stationary: 196th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 325th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 350th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 362nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 614th in the regionMost Cultured: 629th in the regionLargest Black Market: 778th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 831st in the regionMost Developed: 848th in the region

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