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The Holy Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop

“5-25-14 Loop Coup, Expect US!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Holy Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.215 billion are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Metric Pound.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 1,120th in The East Pacific and 26,856th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 1 Stalins.

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