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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop 1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141

“Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 22.303 billion 1 Infinite Loopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 88%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in 1 Infinite Loop to be bombproof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Metric Pound.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 3,691st in The East Pacific and 109,986th in the world for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -8 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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