1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,114th Most Influential: 2,197th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,253rd
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
Democratic Socialists
Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.351 billion 1 Infinite Loopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth 857 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,546 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 72,774th in the world and 2,811th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 27,040.77 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Populations: 1,114thTop
Most Influential: 2,197thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,253rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,423rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,160thBest Weather: 4,404thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,513thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,195thSafest: 8,304thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,442ndMost Stationary: 11,632ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,308thHighest Economic Output: 12,556thHealthiest Citizens: 13,370thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,173rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,283rd
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 45th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 65th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 84th in the regionBest Weather: 92nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 168th in the regionSafest: 177th in the regionMost Stationary: 178th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 269th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 341st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 393rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 417th in the regionMost Cultured: 594th in the regionLargest Governments: 600th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 696th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics