1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,120th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,895th Most Influential: 2,196th
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
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Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.187 billion 1 Infinite Loopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth 877 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,504 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 140,409th in the world and 7,475th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 33,504.78 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Populations: 1,120thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,895thMost Influential: 2,196thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,329thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,978thBest Weather: 4,252ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,288thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,975thSmartest Citizens: 8,032ndSafest: 8,315thTop
Most Stationary: 11,790thHighest Economic Output: 12,039thLowest Crime Rates: 12,225thHealthiest Citizens: 13,574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,115thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,642ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,015th
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 83rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 85th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 141st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 159th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 160th in the regionSafest: 173rd in the regionMost Stationary: 178th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 304th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 354th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 356th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 408th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 581st in the regionMost Cultured: 597th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 622nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 726th in the regionMost Developed: 852nd in the region

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