1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,074th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,795th Most Influential: 2,040th
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.983 billion 1 Infinite Loopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,781 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 1,795th in the world and 66th in The East Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 47 Valid Endorsements.

Largest Populations: 1,074thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,795thMost Influential: 2,040thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,406thBest Weather: 4,532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,724thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,553rdSafest: 8,259thSmartest Citizens: 8,599thTop
Most Stationary: 10,396thHighest Economic Output: 10,813thLowest Crime Rates: 12,413thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,607thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,028thHealthiest Citizens: 13,044thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,981st
Largest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 96th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 127th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 135th in the regionMost Stationary: 166th in the regionSafest: 188th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 247th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 277th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 327th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 335th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 488th in the regionLargest Governments: 555th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 560th in the regionMost Cultured: 676th in the regionLargest Black Market: 715th in the regionMost Developed: 880th in the region

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