1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,098th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,976th Most Influential: 2,235th
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
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Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.545 billion 1 Infinite Loopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth 866 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,654 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 15,645th in the world and 435th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 214.43 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Populations: 1,098thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,976thMost Influential: 2,235thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,479thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,265thBest Weather: 4,467thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,576thTop
Smartest Citizens: 8,332ndSafest: 8,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,599thMost Stationary: 11,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,268thHighest Economic Output: 12,569thHealthiest Citizens: 13,136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,975th
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 175th in the regionMost Stationary: 177th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 177th in the regionSafest: 186th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 279th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 330th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 339th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 361st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 426th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 435th in the regionMost Cultured: 621st in the regionLargest Governments: 649th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 704th in the region

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