1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,130th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,967th Most Influential: 2,134th
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
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Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.819 billion 1 Infinite Loopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth 883 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,209 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 173,845th in the world and 8,280th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 7.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Populations: 1,130thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,967thMost Influential: 2,134thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,234thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,780thBest Weather: 4,202ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,072ndSmartest Citizens: 7,730thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,226thSafest: 8,745thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,551stLowest Crime Rates: 12,192ndMost Stationary: 12,269thHealthiest Citizens: 13,822ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,199thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,921stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,076th
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 76th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 136th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 165th in the regionSafest: 173rd in the regionMost Stationary: 192nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 331st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 365th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 371st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 376th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 623rd in the regionMost Cultured: 659th in the regionLargest Black Market: 835th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 839th in the region

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