The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 24.739 billion 1 Infinite Loopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth 836 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,822 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, and underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
1 Infinite Loop is ranked 3,113th in The East Pacific and 89,029th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 47 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : 1 Infinite Loop was endorsed by The First Run Duty Crew of EMS Conglomerate.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Freedom States Republic.
- : 1 Infinite Loop lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : 1 Infinite Loop endorsed The Hawkish Red Raiders of PrussianEmpire.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was endorsed by The Hawkish Red Raiders of PrussianEmpire.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
- : 1 Infinite Loop was endorsed by The Transitional Government of Faramount.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was struck by a Cure Missile from The Ocelot Zombie Fighters of Xoriet, curing 293 million infected.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was struck by a Cure Missile from The Ocelot Zombie Fighters of Xoriet, curing 171 million infected.
- : 1 Infinite Loop was struck by a Cure Missile from The Ocelot Zombie Fighters of Xoriet, curing 193 million infected.
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