1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,090th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,877th Most Influential: 2,233rd
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
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Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.723 billion 1 Infinite Loopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth 872 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,654 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 10,779th in the world and 170th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 970.66604544 Days.

Largest Populations: 1,090thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,877thTop
Most Influential: 2,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,300thBest Weather: 4,495thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,617thSafest: 8,453rdSmartest Citizens: 8,480thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,572ndTop
Most Stationary: 10,785thLowest Crime Rates: 12,416thHighest Economic Output: 12,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 13,098thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,775thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,186thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,593rd
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 93rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 134th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionMost Stationary: 170th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 189th in the regionSafest: 199th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 287th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 321st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 389th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 435th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 449th in the regionLargest Governments: 619th in the regionMost Cultured: 629th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 698th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 733rd in the regionMost Developed: 927th in the region

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