1 Infinite Loop was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 141
Largest Populations: 1,126th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,826th Most Influential: 2,147th
The Holy French Hippopotamus of
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Our Bigness is exceeded only by our Frenchness
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The Holy French Hippopotamus of 1 Infinite Loop is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Horhay Mendolenzavasquesma with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.991 billion 1 Infinite Loopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cupertino. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish 1 Infinite Loopian economy, worth 866 trillion Metric Pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 33,348 Metric Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the 1 Infinite Loop Blood Tithe, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. 1 Infinite Loop's national animal is the Hippopotamus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

1 Infinite Loop is ranked 49,337th in the world and 1,893rd in The East Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51.62 Whatever.

Largest Populations: 1,126thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,826thMost Influential: 2,147thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,252ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,837thBest Weather: 4,141stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,120thTop
Smartest Citizens: 7,866thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,962ndSafest: 8,644thHighest Economic Output: 12,017thMost Stationary: 12,043rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,340thHealthiest Citizens: 14,025thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,641stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,736thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,805th
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 72nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 115th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 141st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 163rd in the regionSafest: 179th in the regionMost Stationary: 184th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 264th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 329th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 357th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 377th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 391st in the region

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