The Maker of random comments of 0tis-t is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dat Guy with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, vat-grown people, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.206 billion 0tisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicken Parmesan. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient 0tis-tian economy, worth a remarkable 2,697 trillion Oties a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,185 Oties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, and a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. 0tis-t's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

0tis-t is ranked 20,033^rd in the world and 6^th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Lowest Crime Rates, with 89.69 law-abiding acts per hour.