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The Turkish Republic of -Turkey |
“Yurtta Sulh, Cihanda Sulh”
| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: Funen |
Regional Influence: Ambassador |
The Turkish Republic of -Turkey is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ataturk with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.084 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales industries.
Marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and military spending recently hit a new high. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. -Turkey's national animal is the treaty of lawanne, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Lira.
-Turkey is ranked 21st in the region and 47,716th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago
- 13 days ago: Following new legislation in
-Turkey, military spending recently hit a new high. - 13 days ago: Following new legislation in
-Turkey, notable individuals are granted land and titles. - 31 days ago: Following new legislation in
-Turkey, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. - 52 days ago: Following new legislation in
-Turkey, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. - 84 days ago: Following new legislation in
-Turkey, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. - 84 days ago: Following new legislation in
-Turkey, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property. - 101 days ago: Following new legislation in
-Turkey, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. - 117 days ago: Following new legislation in
-Turkey, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loathe to mingle. - 129 days ago:
-Turkey was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State". - 129 days ago: Following new legislation in
-Turkey, Ataturk has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw.

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