The Black-Balled Bouncers of
Father Knows Best State
The world cannot be governed without juggling.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Black-Balled Bouncers of -Mr Stick- is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Branch Manager QA Stick with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.949 billion Sticks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Beech Beach House. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The very strong Stick-ish economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion toothpicks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,574 toothpicks, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, and emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Mr Stick-'s national animal is the walking stick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anti-marsupialism.

-Mr Stick- is ranked 840th in the Pacific and 24,105th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -17.099 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: Seconds ago

  • 12 days ago: -Mr Stick- lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in -Mr Stick-, emigration to countries with labor laws is all the rage.
  • 20 days ago: Following new legislation in -Mr Stick-, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in -Mr Stick-, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in -Mr Stick-, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 21 days ago: -Mr Stick- lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 25 days ago: -Mr Stick- fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 25 days ago: -Mr Stick- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 27 days ago: -Mr Stick- lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • 27 days ago: -Mr Stick- lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.

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