The Black-Balled Bouncers of
Father Knows Best State
The world cannot be governed without juggling.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Black-Balled Bouncers of -Mr Stick- is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Branch Manager QA Stick with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 16.766 billion Sticks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Beech Beach House. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The very strong Stick-ish economy, worth a remarkable 1,305 trillion toothpicks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,895 toothpicks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, the government is outsourcing itself, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. -Mr Stick-'s national animal is the walking stick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anti-marsupialism.

-Mr Stick- is ranked 132nd in the Pacific and 8,283rd in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 13 Whatever.

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