The Isolated Community of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Nipah~!
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Isolated Community of -Hinamizawa- is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rika-chama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 5.914 billion -Hinamizawa-ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hinamizawa. The average income tax rate is 88.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant -Hinamizawa-ian economy, worth 125 trillion Offals a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,232 Offals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport, kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Hinamizawa-'s national animal is the Satoko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is worship of the mighty Oyashiro-sama.

-Hinamizawa- is ranked 2nd in John and the Johnettes and 115,947th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 10 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in -Hinamizawa-, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in -Hinamizawa-, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
  • 87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in -Hinamizawa-, kidnapping has become the latest get-rich-quick scheme.
  • 87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in -Hinamizawa-, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • 87 minutes ago: Following new legislation in -Hinamizawa-, chemically brainwashed citizens praise Rika-chama's name on an hourly basis.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: -Hinamizawa- fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: -Hinamizawa-'s influence in John and the Johnettes fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • 8 days ago: -Hinamizawa- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 11 days ago: -Hinamizawa-'s influence in John and the Johnettes fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • 12 days ago: -Hinamizawa-'s influence in John and the Johnettes fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".

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by Max Barry

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