Best Weather: 249th Healthiest Citizens: 297th Nicest Citizens: 751st
The Social Democracy of
Democratic Socialists
Molon Lave
Emperor Konstantine
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Social Democracy of -Hellenic Empire- is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Konstantine with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.279 billion Imperial Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstantinople. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Hellenic economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Lyras a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 91,161 Lyras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. -Hellenic Empire-'s national animal is the Giant Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

-Hellenic Empire- is ranked 3,713th in the world and 3rd in Hellenic Civilization for Lowest Crime Rates, with 113.12 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Best Weather: 249thHealthiest Citizens: 297thNicest Citizens: 751stMost Cheerful Citizens: 836thMost Compassionate Citizens: 896thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,036thMost Devout: 1,076thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,895thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,069thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,088thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,187thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,262ndMost Influential: 2,499thMost Pacifist: 2,504thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,747thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,556thLowest Crime Rates: 3,713thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,892ndSafest: 4,055thLargest Governments: 5,404thMost Inclusive: 6,380thLargest Populations: 8,061stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,579thHighest Economic Output: 8,992ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,684thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,248thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,379th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionMost Stationary: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in -Hellenic Empire-, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales.
  • : Following new legislation in -Hellenic Empire-, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in -Hellenic Empire-, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in -Hellenic Empire-, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in -Hellenic Empire-, government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success.
  • : Following new legislation in -Hellenic Empire-, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in -Hellenic Empire-, -Hellenic Empire- has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in -Hellenic Empire-, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in -Hellenic Empire-, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in -Hellenic Empire-, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.

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