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The Federated Monarchy of --the United Kingdom

“Dieu et mon droit”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: European Union

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The Federated Monarchy of --the United Kingdom is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Prime Minister Karen Inoue with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.024 billion British are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 181,109 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, and coalition governments are essential to passing new laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of England.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 27th in European Union and 11,694th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 346.25 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 2 days 5 hours ago: --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • 11 days ago: --the United Kingdom fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 13 days ago: --the United Kingdom was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 15 days ago: --the United Kingdom was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, discarded pennies litter the streets.

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