The Commonwealth of
Anarchy
Dieu et mon droit
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Commonwealth of --the United Kingdom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King William V with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.179 billion Britons live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,680 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 205,436 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 594,964 per year while the poor average 56,213, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of England.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 120th in European Union and 103,836th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -267 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct.
  • : --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, luxury brands target their advertising at the unemployed and homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, much of --the United Kingdom's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.

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