The Commonwealth of
Anarchy
Dieu et mon droit
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Commonwealth of --the United Kingdom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ed Miliband with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.764 billion Britons live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,493 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 192,379 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of England.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 24th in European Union and 31,175th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 88 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding --the United Kingdom.
  • 4 days ago: --the United Kingdom was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, citizens must pay to enjoy --the United Kingdom's pristine beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.

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