Largest Cheese Export Sector: 230th Most Efficient Economies: 1,418th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,754th
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Dieu et mon droit
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Commonwealth of --the United Kingdom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King William V with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.791 billion Britons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,322 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,187 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is relatively low. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of England.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 28,803rd in the world and 39th in European Union for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,208.9 Tourists Per Hour.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 230thMost Efficient Economies: 1,418thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,754thMost Cultured: 1,919thTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,120thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,149thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,208thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,273rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,326thHighest Average Incomes: 2,490thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,785thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,870thHighest Economic Output: 3,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,206thMost Devout: 3,678thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,812thSmartest Citizens: 3,980thMost Inclusive: 4,150thMost Developed: 4,354thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,978thRudest Citizens: 5,121stMost Politically Free: 5,505thLargest Retail Industry: 6,875thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,736thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,142ndLargest Insurance Industry: 8,703rdNudest: 9,129thTop
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Largest Populations: 11,294thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,339thMost Armed: 14,507thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,840thLargest Black Market: 15,068thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,263rdHealthiest Citizens: 17,395thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,374thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,954th
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the military has had its funding stripped back as the nation seeks a smaller role in international politics.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.

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