Largest Cheese Export Sector: 169th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,283rd Most Efficient Economies: 1,369th
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Dieu et mon droit
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Commonwealth of --the United Kingdom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King William V with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.309 billion Britons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 2.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,568 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 249,165 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and in a baffling press conference King William V proudly dismantled a broken door. Crime is almost non-existent. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of England.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 7,481st in the world and 18th in European Union for Longest Average Lifespans, with 86.42 Years.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 169thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,369thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,614thTop
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Most Cultured: 1,707thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,012thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,023rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,266thHighest Average Incomes: 2,276thHighest Drug Use: 2,637thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,780thHighest Economic Output: 2,792ndSmartest Citizens: 3,041stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,171stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,217thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,246thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,377thMost Developed: 3,715thMost Inclusive: 4,028thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,088thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,317thMost Devout: 4,353rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,284thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,884thNudest: 6,636thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,481stMost Armed: 7,537thRudest Citizens: 7,663rdTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,310thLargest Retail Industry: 8,689thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,421stLargest Populations: 10,727thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,940thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,268thMost Politically Free: 14,455thHealthiest Citizens: 14,763rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,316thLargest Black Market: 16,209th
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Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, in a baffling press conference King William V proudly dismantled a broken door.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of experimental delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of King William V's most personal functions.
  • : --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.

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