The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Dieu et mon droit
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
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The Commonwealth of --the United Kingdom is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King William V with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.008 billion Britons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,573 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 196,434 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of England.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 98th in European Union and 111,245th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -404 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 minutes ago

  • 2 days 15 hours ago: --the United Kingdom fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • 5 days ago: --the United Kingdom fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 6 days ago: --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region.
  • 7 days ago: --the United Kingdom fell out of the world Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 11 days ago: --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.

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