The Commonwealth of
Anarchy
Et Imperialis Potentia Victoria
Regional Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Commonwealth of --the United Kingdom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King William V with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.301 billion Britons live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,097 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 225,462 pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 810,938 per year while the poor average 44,868, a ratio of 18.1 to 1.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest lion hunting institutions, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of England.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 12th in European Union and 4,097th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest lion hunting institutions.
  • : --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : --the United Kingdom was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.

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