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The Commonwealth Monarchy of --the United Kingdom

“Dieu et mon droit”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: European Union

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The Commonwealth Monarchy of --the United Kingdom is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nick Clegg with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.452 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The enormous, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defence, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, --the United Kingdom has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is The Church of England, and its currency is the pound.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 11th in European Union and 3,019th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, --the United Kingdom has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.
  • 9 days ago: --the United Kingdom was endorsed by The Kingdom of Belderrig.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, --the United Kingdom's schoolchildren are manufactured into a segregated bunch of soldiers, religious zealots, and computer technicians.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • 13 days ago: --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

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