The Commonwealth of
Anarchy
Dieu et mon droit
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Commonwealth of --the United Kingdom is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Ed Miliband with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.586 billion Britons live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,420 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 187,213 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, graffiti graces every city's streets, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of England.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 19th in European Union and 12,104th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 9 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 minutes ago

  • 40 minutes ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • 9 hours ago: --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: --the United Kingdom altered its national flag.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.

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