Largest Cheese Export Sector: 219th Most Efficient Economies: 1,390th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,723rd
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The Commonwealth of --the United Kingdom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King William V with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.98 billion Britons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 2,369 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,396 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime is relatively low. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of England.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 54,136th in the world and 64th in European Union for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.64 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 219thMost Efficient Economies: 1,390thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,723rdTop
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Most Cultured: 1,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,962ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,175thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,491stHighest Average Incomes: 2,564thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,569thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,754thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,810thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,878thHighest Economic Output: 3,043rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,112thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,242ndMost Devout: 3,552ndSmartest Citizens: 3,870thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,017thMost Inclusive: 4,157thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,302ndMost Developed: 4,594thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,284thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,273rdHighest Drug Use: 6,419thNudest: 6,447thRudest Citizens: 7,337thLargest Retail Industry: 8,055thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,568thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,654thTop
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Most Politically Free: 10,455thLargest Populations: 11,052ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,124thLargest Black Market: 15,686thMost Armed: 15,730th
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the region

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  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : --the United Kingdom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in --the United Kingdom, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get King William V off a murder charge.

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