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The 30 of ------------------------------

“The West Pacific”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the West Pacific

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The 30 of ------------------------------ is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.818 billion ------------------------------ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of All good People. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Retail and Gambling.

Poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, children are raised bilingual from an early age, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. ------------------------------'s national animal is the 30, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the 30.

------------------------------ is ranked 3,197th in the West Pacific and 104,278th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -128 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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by Max Barry

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