The 27 of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The South Pacific
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The 27 of --------------------------- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.671 billion ---------------------------ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kringalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ---------------------------ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,490 trillion 27s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 287,273 27s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,067,698 per year while the poor average 54,310, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home, and commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ---------------------------'s national animal is the 27, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 27.

--------------------------- is ranked 158th in the South Pacific and 6,249th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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by Max Barry

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