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The 27 of ---------------------------

“The South Pacific”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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The 27 of --------------------------- is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Big Brother with an even hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.342 billion ---------------------------ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kringalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people, and society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ---------------------------'s national animal is the 27, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is 27, and its currency is the 27.

--------------------------- is ranked 3,607th in the South Pacific and 100,429th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 27 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago

  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ---------------------------, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ---------------------------, rag-wearing teachers are often mistaken for homeless people.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ---------------------------, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ---------------------------, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ---------------------------, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ---------------------------, ---------------------------'s army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ---------------------------, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in ---------------------------, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 4 days ago: --------------------------- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • 4 days ago: --------------------------- was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Developed (last census: Top 10%).

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by Max Barry

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