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The 27 of ---------------------------

“The South Pacific”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific


The 27 of --------------------------- is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Southern Bellz with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.864 billion ---------------------------ians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fudgetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 87%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ---------------------------'s national animal is the 27, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is 27, and its currency is the 27.

--------------------------- is ranked 3,442nd in the South Pacific and 107,608th in the world for Best Weather, with -285 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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by Max Barry

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