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The 26 of --------------------------

“The East Pacific”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The 26 of -------------------------- is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by A Mean Old Man with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.96 billion --------------------------ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Todd McCloud. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient --------------------------ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,653 trillion 26s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 207,731 26s, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

There are no minimum wage laws, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. --------------------------'s national animal is the 26, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

-------------------------- is ranked 69th in The East Pacific and 5,717th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 16 days ago: -------------------------- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 days ago: -------------------------- fell out of the world Top 10% for Nudest.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 35 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 37 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 39 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 41 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as --------------------------'s House of Parliament.
  • 43 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, almost all of --------------------------'s water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 45 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Todd McCloud's water use.

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by Max Barry

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