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The 26 of --------------------------

“The East Pacific”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The 26 of -------------------------- is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by A Mean Old Man with an even hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.343 billion --------------------------ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Todd McCloud. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Soda Sales.

Voting is voluntary, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, and -------------------------- is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. --------------------------'s national animal is the 26, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the 26.

-------------------------- is ranked 1,002nd in The East Pacific and 26,280th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 84 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, -------------------------- is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: -------------------------- altered its national flag.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, voting is voluntary.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.

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by Max Barry

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