The 26 of
Capitalizt
The East Pacific
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The 26 of -------------------------- is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by A Mean Old Man with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.484 billion --------------------------ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Todd McCloud. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient --------------------------ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,783 trillion 26s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 210,271 26s, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, abortions are routinely performed in --------------------------'s hospitals, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. --------------------------'s national animal is the 26, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

-------------------------- is ranked 5,870th in The East Pacific and 138,798th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -330 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 hours ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, abortions are routinely performed in --------------------------'s hospitals.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • 16 days ago: -------------------------- was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, online tourism reviews of -------------------------- are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.

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by Max Barry

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