Spotlight on:

National Flag

The 26 of --------------------------

“The East Pacific”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The 26 of -------------------------- is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by A Mean Old Man with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.047 billion --------------------------ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Commerce, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Todd McCloud. The average income tax rate is 16%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales industries.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, discarded pennies litter the streets, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. --------------------------'s national animal is the 26, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the 26.

-------------------------- is ranked 45th in The East Pacific and 3,052nd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 158 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • 6 days ago: -------------------------- was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in --------------------------, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • 8 days ago: -------------------------- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: -------------------------- was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".

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by Max Barry

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