The 25 of
Capitalizt
The North Pacific
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The 25 of ------------------------- is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.701 billion -------------------------ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zemnaya Svoboda. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient -------------------------ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,009 trillion 25s a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 230,967 25s, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,776,058 per year while the poor average 8,043, a ratio of 220 to 1.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Zemnaya Svoboda was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', euthanasia is legal, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. -------------------------'s national animal is the 25, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Plentiful Rum.

------------------------- is ranked 7,512th in The North Pacific and 145,998th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -295 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, euthanasia is legal.
  • 14 days ago: ------------------------- was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Zemnaya Svoboda was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, all prisons have been eliminated.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.

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by Max Barry

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