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The 25 of -------------------------

“The North Pacific”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The 25 of ------------------------- is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.287 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as Social Welfare and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zemnaya Svoboda. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Retail.

Elections have recently been reintroduced to -------------------------, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, ------------------------- has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, and homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. -------------------------'s national animal is the 25, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Plentiful Rum, and its currency is the 25.

------------------------- is ranked 45th in The North Pacific and 2,449th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 11 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 2 days 22 hours ago: ------------------------- was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: ------------------------- was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 1%).
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • 24 days ago: ------------------------- was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, ------------------------- has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, elections have recently been reintroduced to -------------------------.
  • 30 days ago: ------------------------- fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 33 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.

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by Max Barry

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