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The 25 of -------------------------

“The North Pacific”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific

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The 25 of ------------------------- is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.352 billion, 3.339 billion of whom are zombies, -------------------------ians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is mainly concerned with Commerce, although Education and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zemnaya Svoboda. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Retail and Automobile Manufacturing.

Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, -------------------------'s army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and the government's only official statement on the burning down of Zemnaya Svoboda was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. -------------------------'s national animal is the 25, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Plentiful Rum, and its currency is the 25.

------------------------- is ranked 42nd in The North Pacific and 2,397th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

------------------------- is currently considering its options.

People: 12,931,803

Zombies: 3,338,914,456

Dead: 4,102,086,933

Survival Rate: 0.17%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: ------------------------- was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Zemnaya Svoboda was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 4 days ago: ------------------------- was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, -------------------------'s army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 6 days ago: ------------------------- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 6 days ago: ------------------------- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in -------------------------, reports of attacks by bright purple sixty-foot high spiders have recently shot up.
  • 9 days ago: ------------------------- was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Benevolent Dictatorship".

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by Max Barry

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