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The 23 of -----------------------

“Belgium”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: belgium

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The 23 of ----------------------- is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by West-Flanders with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.211 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as Law & Order and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paq. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Gambling.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, abortions are routinely performed in -----------------------'s hospitals, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Paq was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. -----------------------'s national animal is the 23, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Blaat, and its currency is the 23.

----------------------- is ranked 136th in belgium and 123,291st in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring -194 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago

  • 2 days ago: ----------------------- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Cheese Export Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: ----------------------- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 13 days ago: ----------------------- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • 27 days ago: ----------------------- fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 33 days ago: ----------------------- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 5%).
  • 44 days ago: ----------------------- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 59 days ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 61 days ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Paq was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.
  • 63 days ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, abortions are routinely performed in -----------------------'s hospitals.
  • 65 days ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.

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by Max Barry

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