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The 23 of -----------------------

“Belgium”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: belgium

OverviewPeopleGovernmentEconomyTrendAnalysis

The 23 of ----------------------- is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by West-Flanders with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.775 billion, 6.165 billion of whom are zombies, -----------------------ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Commerce, with areas such as Law & Order and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paq. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Automobile Manufacturing and Woodchip Exports.

Many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, the nation leads belgium in per capita stalking, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. -----------------------'s national animal is the 23, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Blaat, and its currency is the 23.

----------------------- is ranked 12th in belgium and 3,500th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

----------------------- is currently considering its options.

People: 610,162,652

Zombies: 6,165,218,338

Dead: 633,203,939

Survival Rate: 8.23%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 12 hours ago

  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, the nation leads belgium in per capita stalking.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • 6 days ago: ----------------------- was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 10%).
  • 6 days ago: ----------------------- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in -----------------------, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • 20 days ago: ----------------------- was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.

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by Max Barry

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