Population | 40.897 billion |
Capital | Ponta do Mato |
Leader | Eusébio da Silva Ferreira |
Faith | Benfica |
Currency | bilhete da TST |
Animal | koi fish |
The Republic of Miratejo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Eusébio da Silva Ferreira with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.897 billion Miratejans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponta do Mato. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Miratejan economy, worth an astonishing 28,104 trillion bilhete da TSTS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 687,213 bilhete da TSTS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,409,959 per year while the poor average 6,522, a ratio of 982 to 1.
The native owl population is in permanent hibernation, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, and Miratejans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Miratejo's national animal is the koi fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benfica.
Miratejo is ranked 43,587th in the world and 39th in Wysteria for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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- : Miratejo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Miratejo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Miratejo was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 312 million zombies.
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- : Miratejo was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 1,345 million zombies.
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