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Largest Black Market: 735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 917thHighest Economic Output: 933rd
The United Dominion of
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Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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LOVE DOG

Population31.028 billion

CapitalBucharest
LeaderCaesar Jason Scotus Lupus
Faiththe Church of Eternal Light

CurrencyCommonwealth Credit
AnimalDemonic Cheetah

The United Dominion of LOVE DOG is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.028 billion Dominionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dominionite economy, worth a remarkable 9,525 trillion Commonwealth Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 306,988 Commonwealth Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, cat memes without alt text are now illegal, the Dominionite military is limping towards victory, and ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LOVE DOG's national animal is the Demonic Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eternal Light.

LOVE DOG is ranked 35,269th in the world and 11th in Gholgoth for Most Stationary, with 1,277.88559187492 days.

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Largest Black Market: 735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 917thHighest Economic Output: 933rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 990thLargest Mining Sector: 1,600thMost Armed: 2,116thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,193rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,378thHighest Average Incomes: 2,678thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,089thLowest Crime Rates: 3,205thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,252ndLargest Governments: 3,343rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,402ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,494thLargest Populations: 3,963rdMost Patriotic: 4,036thMost Efficient Economies: 4,056thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,813thMost Devout: 6,072ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,164thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,357thNudest: 6,539thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,613thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,916thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,445thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,854thMost Cultured: 10,954thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,674thLargest Retail Industry: 12,494thMost Developed: 12,700thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,498thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,291stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,580thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,461stMost Influential: 19,746thMost Authoritarian: 24,084thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,935th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.

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