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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,417thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,787th
The United Communities of
Left-wing Utopia
Onward, Together
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Legalese

Population34.285 billion

CapitalCentral Junction
LeaderDirector-General

CurrencyLegal Exchange Unit
AnimalEagle

The United Communities of Legalese is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Director-General with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.285 billion Legalites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Junction. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Legalite economy, worth a remarkable 5,419 trillion Legal Exchange Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 158,086 Legal Exchange Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, the treehouse in Eagle Park is the tallest building in Legalese, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legalese's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Legalese is ranked 103,969th in the world and 29th in Anaia for Most Stationary, with 411.0334522162 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,417thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,787thMost Developed: 2,296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,629thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,767thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,806thLargest Populations: 2,817thHighest Economic Output: 2,901stTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,061stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,152ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,481stLargest Governments: 3,870thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,059thLowest Crime Rates: 4,312thNicest Citizens: 4,391stSmartest Citizens: 4,667thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,704thMost Inclusive: 4,910thSafest: 5,227thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,352ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,498thHighest Food Quality: 6,174thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,553rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,714thBest Weather: 7,891stMost Cultured: 9,001stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,212thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,766thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,732ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,434thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,897thMost Secular: 18,645thHighest Average Incomes: 19,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 27,105th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Legalese lodged a message on the Anaia Regional Message Board.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Legalese was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Legalese lodged a message on the Anaia Regional Message Board.
  • : Legalese's influence in Anaia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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