The Protectorate of Khandosia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.695 billion Khandosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 22.1%.

The very strong Khandosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,257 trillion imperial credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 84,550 imperial credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', major cities are suffering under water rationing, military spending recently hit a new high, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Khandosia's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Khandosia is ranked 137,420^th in the world and 3^rd in Milky Way Galaxy for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.06 law-abiding acts per hour.