The Allegedly Furry, Brony, Homosexual, Straight, Feminist, Crypto-Marxist, Crypto-Fascist, Baby-Eating, Anarcho-Capitalist, Libertarian-Boomer, Supposedly Inconsistent, Stylishly Evil, Emo, Goth, Metalhead, Cold, Calculating, Geek, Otaku, Vegan, E-Girl, Kpoper, Lolicon, Satanist, What the Heck Is Wrong with Her Title Empire of Katganistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Audrey Katgan with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 45.913 billion Katgani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Industry and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kattorze. The average income tax rate is 39.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Katgan economy, worth 448 trillion Katmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 9,761 Katmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, what goes down must come up, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katganistan's national animal is the Miniature Schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katganistan is ranked 6,465^th in the world and 1^st in Kattar for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.38 law-abiding acts per hour.