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The Eternal Empire of Jordaxia |
“The Sun Never Sets, Our Day Never Ends.”
| Category: Capitalizt | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
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Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Eternal Empire of Jordaxia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.288 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Public Transport are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pluto City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining industries.
Graffiti graces every city's streets, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling. Jordaxia's national animal is the Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the generacred.
Jordaxia is ranked 231st in the region and 2,486th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago
- 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Jordaxia, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services. - 1 day ago:
Jordaxia was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Capitalizt". - 1 day ago: Following new legislation in
Jordaxia, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term. - 1 day ago: Following new legislation in
Jordaxia, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. - 1 day ago: Following new legislation in
Jordaxia, graffiti graces every city's streets. - 1 day ago: Following new legislation in
Jordaxia, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. - 3 days ago: Following new legislation in
Jordaxia, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns. - 3 days, 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Jordaxia, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. - 3 days, 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Jordaxia, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Jordaxia, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.

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