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The IP Address Collection of Jamaalea is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Master Alphyn Romefeller with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.205 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farming Land. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling industries.

The world outside is only known of in folklore, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Jamaalea with a very polite populace, the children of Jamaalea are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Jamaalea's national animal is the Puddle Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Pinga.

Jamaalea is ranked 50th in the region and 9,371st in the world for Most Politically Free Nations.