Population | 12.167 billion |
Capital | Hasnuni |
Leader | Lakhis Tavanni Éntrenomolazaeia |
Faith | religious tolerance |
Currency | Nal |
Animal | Hazamaeian Ibis |
The United States and Provinces of Hazamaeia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lakhis Tavanni Éntrenomolazaeia with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, devout population of 12.167 billion Hazamaeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hasnuni. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The powerhouse Hazamaeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,065 trillion Nals a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 87,599 Nals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', the nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and biology and religious education classes have recently been merged. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hazamaeia's national animal is the Hazamaeian Ibis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religious tolerance.
Hazamaeia is ranked 204,621st in the world and 5,502nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 42.36617427452 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hazamaeia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Hazamaeia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Hazamaeia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Hazamaeia was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Hazamaeia ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Hazamaeia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Hazamaeia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Hazamaeia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Largest Welfare Programs, and Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Hazamaeia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Hazamaeia was refounded in Lazarus.