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The Lusitan Republic of Guimarota |
“In+Hoc+Signo+Vinces”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
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Location: Absolution |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Lusitan Republic of Guimarota is a colossal, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.245 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Social Welfare. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Gambling and Book Publishing.
Eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guimarota's national animal is the crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Catholic, and its currency is the guimo.
Guimarota is ranked 398th in the region and 51,929th in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago
- 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Guimarota, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Guimarota, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Guimarota, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Guimarota, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. - 8 days ago: Following new legislation in
Guimarota, graffiti graces every city's streets. - 8 days ago: Following new legislation in
Guimarota, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. - 8 days ago: Following new legislation in
Guimarota, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries. - 8 days ago: Following new legislation in
Guimarota, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. - 16 days ago: Following new legislation in
Guimarota, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. - 16 days ago: Following new legislation in
Guimarota, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 (
Arming Republics,
The Cattle Pasture,
Skutch,
GameBoyColor,
San Ivanna)

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