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The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of Gonorrhesia |
“Destroy the floating blocks!”
| Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Reasonable |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
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Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Gargantuan Galactic Empire of Gonorrhesia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Space Invaders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 2.645 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Social Welfare, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moderately Doomed Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 30%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.
Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gonorrhesia's national animal is the creepozoid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the love-and-cookies.
Gonorrhesia is ranked 3535th in the region and 43,768th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago
- 4 days ago:
Gonorrhesia was refounded. - 46 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gonorrhesia, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. - 46 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gonorrhesia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. - 52 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gonorrhesia, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. - 53 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gonorrhesia, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. - 53 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gonorrhesia, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. - 56 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gonorrhesia, the study of medicine is popular throughout Gonorrhesia. - 56 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gonorrhesia, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. - 56 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gonorrhesia, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. - 56 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gonorrhesia, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.

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