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The Most Serene Republic of Goggalorostan |
“Cogito Ergo Sum”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
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Location: The East Pacific |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Most Serene Republic of Goggalorostan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor General with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 3.325 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The small government concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goggalorostan City. The average income tax rate is 5%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
The judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Goggalorostan's national animal is the brown bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the arrowhead.
Goggalorostan is ranked 2675th in the region and 48,898th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 10 hours ago
- 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goggalorostan, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goggalorostan, children are raised bilingual from an early age. - 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goggalorostan, the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. - 1 day, 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goggalorostan, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations. - 2 days, 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goggalorostan, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun. - 3 days, 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goggalorostan, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries. - 3 days, 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Goggalorostan, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Goggalorostan, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Goggalorostan, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Goggalorostan, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.

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