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The Free Land of Gaftonoshu |
“No one lives forever !”
| Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Average |
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Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Free Land of Gaftonoshu is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.167 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaftonoshu City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Beef-Based Agriculture.
Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, and citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gaftonoshu's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Calories.
Gaftonoshu is ranked 80th in the region and 1,042nd in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago
- 4 days ago:
Gaftonoshu was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy". - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gaftonoshu, citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gaftonoshu, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gaftonoshu, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda. - 4 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gaftonoshu, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. - 17 days ago:
Gaftonoshu was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise". - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gaftonoshu, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gaftonoshu, Gaftonoshu's airwaves are dominated by corporate-backed commercial radio. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gaftonoshu, the government is reining in public spending. - 17 days ago: Following new legislation in
Gaftonoshu, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.

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