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“If you're not Finnish F**k you”

The Soviet States of Finland6 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alex Kennedy with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.495 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 42%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Automobile Manufacturing.

Finland6's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Finland6's national animal is the Shoop Da Whoop, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the RK-95 Tp.

Finland6 is ranked 54th in the region and 26,662nd in the world for Most Godforsaken.