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“Glory and liberty to the eastern nation”

The Social Democratic State of East Dorzhabad is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.195 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Social Equality, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of East Krezhik. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

East Dorzhabad's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, citizens must pay to enjoy East Dorzhabad's pristine beaches, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Dorzhabad's national animal is the Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Dorzhak.

East Dorzhabad is ranked 8th in the region and 52,750th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.