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“I can't believe I smoked the whole thing”

The Beer-Stained Wing of DrunkenDove is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.438 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal individuals devotes most of its attentions to Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Social Equality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. Income tax is unheard of. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, drunken doves with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. DrunkenDove's national animal is the drunken dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the quantoon.

DrunkenDove is ranked 3831st in the region and 52,115th in the world for Most Godforsaken.