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The Unpredictable Chaostocracy of Dodecahedria |
“Everything decided with the roll of a d12.”
| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
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Location: Random |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Unpredictable Chaostocracy of Dodecahedria is a massive, devout nation, ruled by The Croupier with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.136 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous government is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Education and Commerce receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Some Random Village. The average income tax rate is 27%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.
Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime is crippling. Dodecahedria's national animal is the flipping bird, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Tyche, and its currency is the polyhedron.
Dodecahedria is ranked 2nd in the region and 7,393rd in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago
- 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Dodecahedria, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. - 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Dodecahedria, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. - 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Dodecahedria, the nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque. - 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Dodecahedria, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people". - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Dodecahedria, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. - 6 days ago: Following new legislation in
Dodecahedria, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Dodecahedria, military spending is on the increase. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Dodecahedria, speaking out against the government is punishable by flogging. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Dodecahedria, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. - 10 days ago: Following new legislation in
Dodecahedria, much of Dodecahedria's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.

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