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The Kingdom of Crookfur |
“Always trust people but not the devil inside them”
| Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
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Location: Vaguely Atlantic |
Regional Influence: Hegemony |
The Kingdom of Crookfur is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Cameron IV with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 15.412 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.
Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, Max Barry is this year's Miss Crookfur, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and the government is reining in public spending. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Crookfur's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the pound.
Crookfur is ranked 2nd in the region and 28,153rd in the world for Most Pro-Market Nations.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago
- 11 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crookfur, the government is reining in public spending. - 80 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crookfur, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up. - 110 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crookfur, Max Barry is this year's Miss Crookfur. - 116 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crookfur, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. - 117 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crookfur, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. - 118 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crookfur, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. - 124 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crookfur, Fox is one of the most popular forenames in Crookfur. - 125 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crookfur, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. - 130 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crookfur, children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events. - 131 days ago: Following new legislation in
Crookfur, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.

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