Alcatraz
WA Delegate: 
The Communist Empire of Kie (elected 1 year 140 days ago)
Founder: 
The Free Market Network of Maniaca
Embassies: Allied States of EuroIslanders and The Moonlit Islands.
Tags: Independent, Small, and Casual.
Regional Power: Moderate
Alcatraz contains 9 nations, the 1,162nd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Best Weather in Alcatraz
The following nations were determined to have the best all-round weather.
As a region, Alcatraz is ranked 8,934th in the world for Best Weather.
| # | Nation | WA Category | Motto |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Freedom Flight of Nevscrow | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Victims, arn't we all” |
| 2. |  The Most Serene Republic of North slabovia | New York Times Democracy | “United as One ... Divided by Zero” |
| 3. |  The Republic of Abchaz | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Victory” |
| 4. | The Armed Republic of Theodonian | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Furries...UNITE!!!” |
| 5. |  The Burning River of Torso Murderers | Capitalizt | “Dismembering bums on Cleveland's lakeshore since 1938” |
| 6. |  The Theocracy of Rokkenheim | Father Knows Best State | “Hail The Mighty Doggod!” |
| 7. | The Communist Empire of Kie | Father Knows Best State | “Chu nghia cong san!!” |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of Griffen Claw | Father Knows Best State | “Death Rides On Crimson Wings” |
| 9. |  The Free Market Network of Maniaca | Anarchy | “the light at the end of the tunnel is hell” |
Regional Happenings
- 1 day 8 hours ago:
The Nation of Tanzania departed this region for Lake Tanganyika. - 16 days ago: The Freedom Flight of Nevscrow arrived from Lazarus.
- 22 days ago:
The Dictatorship of Demokratskji Republjik iz Slavija departed this region for Gate of Evil. - 22 days ago: The Dictatorship of Demokratskji Republjik iz Slavija arrived from The East Pacific.
- 38 days ago: The Freedom Flight of Nevscrow ceased to exist.
- 49 days ago: The Burning River of Torso Murderers arrived from Osiris.
- 49 days ago: The Burning River of Torso Murderers ceased to exist.
- 50 days ago: The Most Serene Republic of Lord Byakuya ceased to exist.
- 52 days ago: The Armed Republic of Theodonian arrived from Lazarus.
- 54 days ago: The Armed Republic of Theodonian ceased to exist.
Alcatraz Regional Message Board
Loading...No idea why my civil rights metric keeps plummeting. Must some sort of "between the lines" thing, like poll taxes disenfranchising negroes
"Tired of life in Osiris?"
I just wish there was a link for "tired of life"
It's xmas vacation I should be recruiting but i'm just too lazy. I'm a bad founder.
I met this girl and she's like my polar opposite and so obviously bad news it's not even funny and doesn't even live near me and is trying to corrupt me but ohhh my goodness what if I take her under my high-class Notre Dame educated wing and buy her a derby hat and gloves it would be just like My Fair Lady
but anyway my first commandment is bros before hos and I'm sorry for letting you guys down
Wow isn't that weird I said we'd be fighting North Korea next probably around the time Kim Jong died?! So i guess we won't be fighting them soon, but maybe Pakistan.
Old Kim Jongs never die, they just get a final syllable adjustment.
Still alive everyone?
xmas is over, back to school and work tomorrow
Active Duty Military? I'll be interested when somebody starts supporting our Army Cadets by "providing a free tax return."
