NationStates | The Thrill of Tsrill

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Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights: Excellent	Economy: Good	Political Freedoms: Superb

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: the South Pacific

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Thrill of Tsrill is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ftrask Ptłeiriš with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 18.808 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and the Environment are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsrillion. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tsrill's national animal is the chameleon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Tsoš.

Tsrill is ranked 4,628th in the South Pacific and 98,250th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of the South Pacific for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 10% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the South Pacific for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 10% of the South Pacific for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free Top 1% of the South Pacific for Largest Populations Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations Top 5% of the South Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth Top 5% of the world for Safest Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of the world for Best Weather Top 1% of the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs