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The Frisbee Tossin' Sex Machines of MADFIGS

“Swim Like Hell!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Good	Economy: Imploded	Political Freedoms: Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Scotland

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

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The Frisbee Tossin' Sex Machines of MADFIGS is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scott Dogg with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, cynical population of 17.182 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fresno. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and a government program is underway to revitalize MADFIGS's beaches. Crime is totally unknown. MADFIGS's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Wiccan, and its currency is the MAD FIGS Dollar.

MADFIGS is ranked 30th in Scotland and 75,338th in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 18 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Top 10% of Scotland for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of Scotland for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments Top 5% of Scotland for Most Cultured Top 10% of Scotland for Most Devout Top 10% of the world for Most Devout Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 5% of Scotland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 5% of Scotland for Most Beautiful Environments Top 10% of Scotland for Most Income Equality Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Sector Top 5% of Scotland for Largest Public Sector Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 5% of Scotland for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 5% of Scotland for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 5% of Scotland for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 5% of Scotland for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 10% of Scotland for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Most Influential Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 5% of Scotland for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates Top 5% of Scotland for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens Top 5% of Scotland for Nicest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 5% of Scotland for Most Pacifist Top 10% of Scotland for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 10% of Scotland for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 5% of Scotland for Largest Public Transport Department Top 10% of Scotland for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Safest Top 5% of Scotland for Safest Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens Top 5% of Scotland for Smartest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 5% of Scotland for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Best Weather Top 5% of Scotland for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs Top 5% of Scotland for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, a government program is underway to revitalize MADFIGS's beaches.
3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol.
15 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, MADFIGS has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
15 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
15 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, all weapon research has been banned.
18 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
18 days ago: Following new legislation in MADFIGS, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.

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