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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier

“Best worldrankings: First and second last.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Nederland

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The Weyland Corporation of Heinekenbier is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Dear Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.79 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as the Environment and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heinekenbier City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Spies caught in Heinekenbier are never heard from again, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, criminals are executed and their property seized, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Heinekenbier's national animal is the oxygen molecule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Dear Leaders' Cult, and its currency is the bottle cap.

Heinekenbier is ranked 116th in Nederland and 101,230th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -36 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 22 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, spies caught in Heinekenbier are never heard from again.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Heinekenbier lodged a message on the Nederland Regional Message Board.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Heinekenbier, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.

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