WA Delegate (non-executive): The Holy Delegatory Empire of Bobracha (elected 289 days ago)
Embassies: The New Inquisition, Albion, Europeia, Balder, Osiris, the West Pacific, Unknown, Mazeria, Ceseris, The Kingdom of Denmark, Great Britain and Ireland, Lone Wolves United, The United Kingdom of Britain, The Imperial Legion, Hampshire, Asgard, and 3 others.The Realm of Westeros, New Warsaw Pact, and Empire of Oceania.
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Nudest in The Land of Kings and Emperors
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, The Land of Kings and Emperors is ranked 6,701st in the world for Nudest.
|1.||The Red Empire of Reedens||Capitalist Paradise||“Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis”|
|2.||The Commonwealth of Gnargonia||Father Knows Best State||“Muh shekels”|
|3.||The Socialist Empire of Kiwilandia||Father Knows Best State||“For the Empire! For the Emperor!”|
|4.||The Republic of Camerooon Enterprises||Democratic Socialists||“The World Is Yours”|
|5.||The Republic of Paraiso Tropical||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Paz, amor, y las cuentas ocultas en bancos suizos.”|
|6.||The United National Forests of Caremdur||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Sempiterna nox regna. Enim omnium dominus.”|
|7.||The Federation of Nasraya||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Profits trump freedom”|
|8.||The Republic of D-Twon||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Go Frick Yourself”|
|9.||The Empire of Hioue||Father Knows Best State||“Thank you! Come Again!”|
|10.||The Stratocracy of Mandulis||Father Knows Best State||“Do a barrel roll”|
- 16 minutes ago: The United Kingdom of Britannic Kingdom Of Scots arrived from Albion.
- 5 hours ago: The Empire of Ascendence arrived from The North Pacific.
- 9 hours ago: The Republic of Republic of blaine departed this region for Union of Confederate Regions.
- 9 hours ago: The Republic of Republic of blaine arrived from The Pacific.
- 10 hours ago: The Principality of Duchy of Formosa arrived from The South Pacific.
- 10 hours ago: The Commonwealth of Guzmanunga ceased to exist.
- 10 hours ago: The Republic of FGSDfdfssfhdthts ceased to exist.
- 10 hours ago: The Holy Empire of Aurorisia ceased to exist.
- 10 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Majestic 18 ceased to exist.
- 10 hours ago: The Principality of Chiramos VII ceased to exist.
The Land of Kings and Emperors Regional Message Board
haha i picked 5, moon cannon sounds awsome
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i am nuking bigtopia gg bigtopia
Reports indicate that several neighbouring nations are engaged in major weapons programs in contravention of international law and treaty, focusing PUBLIC discourse on Ithqington's foreign policy—specifically, its position on preemptive strikes.
"We need to respond to these terrorist scumbags!" roars General Stefanie Leach, turning a slightly alarming shade of purple. "I say we announce any illegal weapons program will be treated as an act of war! The risk of harsh words turning into an endless conflict that mires our troops in far-off lands for years at a time is a small price to pay for national security! If you don't act now, these foreigners will think they can push us around FOREVER! They must be taught a lesson, for the good of the United Kingdom!"
Diplomatic bureaucrat Bruce Jefferson remarks calmly, "There's no need to go off half-cocked. It would be much better if we used an appropriate INTERNATIONAL body—the World Assembly, say, or a The Land of Kings and Emperors TRIBUNAL—to investigate these rumours objectively for us. That way we have the international community on our side, and no one can accuse us of playing judge and jury. It will be well worth the extra diplomatic costs and bureaucratic red tape."
"If these countries don't respect international law, why would they respect international agencies?" wonders political analyst Ethel Gutenberg. "Our neighbours are acquiring these weapons for a reason: no one wants to pick a fight with a country that has weapons of mass destruction. The solution is simple: if we have WMDs of our own, they won't dare to strike at us. It may seem mad, but in this crazy world, it's the sanest thing we could do."
Noted pacifist and tambourine artist Fleur Sanchez replies, "As usual, our nation's proud leaders can only see violent solutions to our problems abroad. Wouldn't it be refreshing if they focused on achieving peace through COMMUNICATION and accommodation, rather than force of arms? You may call me a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
One or two.
The commercial release of the controversial children's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies' in Ithqington has sparked debate over laws concerning the ADOPTION of children by homosexual couples.
"I cannot understand for the life of me why anyone could possibly be against this," complains Jacob Kantelberg, showing up at your office wearing a pink feather boa. "Bart and I are good and caring people and will make excellent fathers, so what's the problem? All of the scientific studies have shown that there's no difference in the wellbeing of children raised by gay and straight couples. All that's holding these little darlings back from the happy family life that they deserve is the outdated prejudices of some prudes. All we want is to ADOPT A CHILD to call our own. It'll be fabulous!"
"I don't care what these so-called scientific studies say," says Elaine Nguyen, representing a number of conservative religious organisations. "How can a boy hope to develop properly into a man if he's being brought up by poofs? A father figure is not supposed to behave as if it is 'okay' to be, um, romantically INVESTED in another man - and the same goes for lesbians! Why? Because it is not okay. It'll just give them gay! Think about it: say you have two gay Bulls - they can't have children because nature did not provide them with the tools and if God wanted gays to have kids then they would have those tools. Don't legalise this blasphemy! Think of the children!"
"This just doesn't go far enough in my opinion," grumbles Mark Ithqington, an ardent opponent to homosexuality. "The more concessions we give these people, the more they'll reduce our nation to the most embarrassing gayfest of all the region! We'll be a joke! Homosexuality is a sin, and not only that it's a DISEASE of society and there's no two ways about it. It must be criminalised and those responsible hanged just like in the good old days."
I'd go with 3
Commuters are complaining about the ongoing rise in GAS PRICES, causing a massive debate in the government about what should be done.
"Who cares about a few trees?" says oil executive John Woolf. "GAS PRICES are six Ithqington Pounds per gallon, and rising! There is lots of oil to be found in areas currently protected as parks! Solving our energy needs is more important than conserving the environment. Just give us permission to go in there and start drilling, and gas prices will plummet!"
"There are other ways to recover from the fossil fuel crisis besides ruining forests," says environmental activist Agnes Nguyen. "We shouldn't just take the short way out and drill here. I suggest spending more money on public transportation systems and encouraging people to carpool - if people weren't so reliant on fossil fuel POWERED cars, we wouldn't be in this situation in the first place, and if we start using less oil, the price will drop with the demand."