Location: Democratic Communist States

Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis

The Nomadic Peoples of Whereyouthinkyougoing is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 13.941 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Away. The average income tax rate is 98%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The mighty migrating mule is a protected species, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and Whereyouthinkyougoing has designated Away as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown. Whereyouthinkyougoing's national animal is the mighty migrating mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the common pebble.

Whereyouthinkyougoing is ranked 7th in Democratic Communist States and 2,398th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 33 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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NationStates by Max Barry, author of and