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The Grand Duchy of Noordeinde

“Je Maintiendrai”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Europeia

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The Grand Duchy of Noordeinde is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jonathan Roosevelt with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 6.87 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Hague. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, followed by Tourism and Information Technology.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the tenet of free speech is held dear, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noordeinde's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Guilder.

Noordeinde is ranked 1,257th in Europeia and 95,122nd in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring 9 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 minutes ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Noordeinde voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fairness in Multilateral Trade".
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, Noordeinde's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Noordeinde voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Warzone Codger".
  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Noordeinde, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.

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