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The Factually Accurate Realm of Kyronea |
“All Hail Master Dictator Bob-sama”
| Category: Compulsory Consumerist State | ||
| Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: Generalite Mafia |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise |
The Factually Accurate Realm of Kyronea is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Master Dictator Bob-sama with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.752 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The small, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix Heights. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Book Publishing.
University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyronea's national animal is the Emerald-crested Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Dictator Worship, and its currency is the Credit.
Kyronea is ranked 1st in the region and 774th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day, 22 hours ago
- 43 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kyronea, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. - 53 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kyronea, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists. - 53 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kyronea, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. - 60 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kyronea, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. - 60 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kyronea, the government is cracking down on subversive groups. - 67 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kyronea, the government is cracking down on subversive groups. - 70 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kyronea, the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. - 71 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kyronea, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. - 71 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kyronea, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'. - 74 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kyronea, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.

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