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“All Hail Master Dictator Bob-sama”

The Factually Accurate Realm of Kyronea is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Master Dictator Bob-sama with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.544 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Education, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and the Environment receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Phoenix Heights. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Book Publishing.

University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, and the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyronea's national animal is the Emerald-crested Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Dictator Worship, and its currency is the Credit.

Kyronea is ranked 9th in the region and 51,079th in the world for Highest Unemployment Rates.