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“Hayteria has not decided its motto yet”

The Global Government of Hayteria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 9.257 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hayteria City. The average income tax rate is 100%. A large private sector is dominated by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are sold freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Hayteria's national animal is the Yoshi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Hayterian credit.

Hayteria is ranked 187th in the region and 54,408th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.