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The Keg on Legs Tribute Nation of Boonytopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 11.328 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Collingwood. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12, cars are banned from built-up areas, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Boonytopia, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boonytopia's national animal is the Moustachioed Cricketer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Slab of VB.

Boonytopia is ranked 6th in the region and 53,891st in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.