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The People's Republic of Tannu-Tuva

“PYGY TELEGEJNIN̨ PROLETARLARЬ POLGAŞ TARLATKAN ARATTARЬ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: United Left Front

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The People's Republic of Tannu-Tuva is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.943 billion Tuvans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyzyl. The average income tax rate is 80%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and most citizens in Tannu-Tuva are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tannu-Tuva's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Akşa.

Tannu-Tuva is ranked 72nd in United Left Front and 95,077th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -64 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 23 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Tannu-Tuva's influence in United Left Front fell from "Vassal" to "Minnow".
  • 22 days ago: Tannu-Tuva's influence in United Left Front rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Tannu-Tuva, most citizens in Tannu-Tuva are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Tannu-Tuva, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Tannu-Tuva, a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Tannu-Tuva, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • 23 days ago: Following new legislation in Tannu-Tuva, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 26 days ago: Tannu-Tuva's influence in United Left Front fell from "Vassal" to "Minnow".
  • 61 days ago: Following new legislation in Tannu-Tuva, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 61 days ago: Following new legislation in Tannu-Tuva, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.

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