The Socialist Republic of Almughavar is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.675 billion Almughavarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almughavarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,303 trillion Alms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 181,713 Alms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, the Almughavarian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, the WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Almughavar's national animal is the Hunting dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Almughavar is ranked 18,427^th in the world and 1,338^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.03 law-abiding acts per hour.