The Neutral Republic of Ayrwll is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 37.881 billion Ayrwllians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Ayrwllian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion ayrwll silver crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,037 ayrwll silver crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, Ayrwll has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and the government pours millions of ayrwll silver crowns into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayrwll's national animal is the silver unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ayrwll is ranked 83,025^th in the world and 2,111^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.09 law-abiding acts per hour.