Population | 41.361 billion |
Capital | Birdland |
Faith | Roman Catholic |
Currency | pin feather |
Animal | vulture |
The Deep Dark Nest of The Avian Brotherhood is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.361 billion Birds are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Birdland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Avian economy, worth a remarkable 5,075 trillion pin feathers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,700 pin feathers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 587,732 per year while the poor average 14,989, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.
The dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, to 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and what citizens give with one hand they take away with the other. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. The Avian Brotherhood's national animal is the vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
The Avian Brotherhood is ranked 174,909th in the world and 10th in Vatican for Most Stationary, with 89.8913313584 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Avian Brotherhood relocated from South Pacific to Vatican.
- : The Avian Brotherhood lodged a message on the South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : The Avian Brotherhood relocated from Vatican to South Pacific.
- : The Avian Brotherhood relocated from South Pacific to Vatican.
- : The Avian Brotherhood relocated from Vatican to South Pacific.
- : The Avian Brotherhood relocated from The Kingdom of Burgundy to Vatican.
- : The Avian Brotherhood lodged a message on the The Kingdom of Burgundy Regional Message Board.
- : The Avian Brotherhood relocated from Vatican to The Kingdom of Burgundy.
- : The Avian Brotherhood was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : The Avian Brotherhood was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia, killing 212 million zombies.