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“One Nation, Under Truthiness”

The Grand Puerto Rican Palti of Buffett and Colbert is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jimmy Stephens with a fair hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, hard-working, intelligent population of 3.13 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Margaritaville. The average income tax rate is 100%. A tiny private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Buffett and Colbert Blood Tithe, and the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Buffett and Colbert's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the buffbert.

Buffett and Colbert is ranked 6th in the region and 6,251st in the world for Most Godforsaken.